Homer's Doh's

…upon discovering that the extension cord for Christmas lights is tangled.
…after Bart pulls the fake beard off of his Santa suit.
…when he bangs his head on the door frame of Santa's Workshop.
…when Bart says, "You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that?" as he tries to coax Bart out of his room.
…while the kids are misbehaving at the company picnic.
…after a ball hits him in the back of the head.
…upon discovering that he has crushed flowers around his own house.
…in response to Marge's suggestion that the family move to a larger community, after Homer identifies them as the worst family in town.
…after Lisa snatches a cupcake away from him.
…as he is pelted with water balloons.
…after looking all over the house for his keys, he discovers they are in the door.
…while getting beat up by Bart in a boxing video game.
…during a nightmare in which Bart beats him up.
…after his own echo tells him to shut up.
…when after lamenting Bart's death, he finds out that his son is alive.
…after tasting a mouthful of bee-laden honey.
…as he watches a football game before church.
…when a player fumbles.
…when he finds out that Patty and Selma are joining the family for dinner.
…when his lottery numbers are not picked.
…when he discovers the picture of him dancing with Princess Kashmir is on display at Moe's.
…after he falls and isn't able to get back up.
…after Marge tells him that Patty and Selma are coming over.
…after a video-tape depicting him as a coward is shown in court.
…when Bart's vision returns and he asks for a TV in his room.
…when he realizes he's out of tartar sauce.
…after Carl calls him "Chrome Dome."
…after Smithers tells him that he has to deliver his speech in five minutes.
…when Marge tells him the plans for the evening.
…when Marge says he can't "wave his fanny" in public
…when he falls into the dugout.
…when he realizes that he is out of duff.
…as his golf ball bounces out of the park.
…when Bart names his putter, "Mr. Putter."
…when Flanders sees Bart meditating with his putter.
…when Homer's "'fraid not infinity" is beaten by Flanders's "'fraid so infinity plus one."
…when he realizes that Flanders is not embarrassed to wear his wife's best dress.
…when he realizes that Patty and Selma are at the front door.
…after Patty and Selma comment that even a caveman could start a fire, as he struggles to light the logs in the fireplace.
…as Lisa plays her saxophone loudly.
…after Skinner announces that the recital he is attending is the first in a series.
…after Bart makes an insincere promise.
…as he falls down Springfield Gorge.
…upon learning that Marge is too busy to make pork chops.

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