Grossest things Homer has eaten....

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Recompiled and updated from "The Homer File",
the following is a list of items Homer has eaten that were considered to be gross by most people.

other people's leftovers
three year old hot dogs
a hot dog floating in a kiddie pool
a waffle wrapped around a stick of butter
a large container of Petroleum jelly
dish soap sample
10 pound bag of flour when there was nothing else to eat
two plastic lobsters
a large jar of brine
a plate of food regardless of the bug in it
a 10 foot (week old) hoagie
the soil under the stadium bleachers
fancy soap
sixty-four slices of American cheese
a box of donuts while in the bathroom
a packet of gravy mix found in the SNPP parking lot
rancid meat
two buckets of bad prawns
a dirty hot dog
a tin of Nuts and Gum
a waffle stuck to the ceiling
flowers
a meal of sugar with glass and bits of garbage in it
Tom Collins mix in a bowl with a frozen pie crust and cloves
lipstick
seven pounds of fudge
Play-Doh
the plastic bride and groom from a wedding cake.
the dry turkey sandwich
eating several people (as King Homer)
his donut head
human blood
Packets of mustard in the back of Barney's car

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