Maggie Simpson Bio Page

Age: 1

Role: Pacifier sucking youngest Simpson child.

Monetary value: (according to supermarket scanner) $847.63

Only true enemy: Gerald, the baby with one-eyebrow

Dexterity: Low. Falls over often.

First word: “Daddy”

Extracurricular: Untied Bart and Lisa after they were bound by notorious Babysitter Bandit. knows what a credenza is. Can spell out “E-MC2” with her toy blocks and scribble “MAGGIE SIMPSON” on her Etch-A-Sketch. Occasionally drinks from the dog dish. Bonked Homer on the head with a mallet and attacked him with a pencil, imitation cartoon violence. Possibly saved her father’s life by catching a beer bottle flying at his head. Led a baby rebellion at the Ayn Rand School for Tots. Shot Charles Montgomery Burns.

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