Marge Simpson Bio Page

Age: 34

Shoe size: 13AA

Familial role: Thread that holds the Simpson family together.

Famous for: Her marshmallow squares.

Things occasionally found in her hair: Large sums of money, cats, roosters, and Maggie.

Jobs: Strikebreaking teacher at Springfield Elementary, worker at nuclear power plant, carhop waitress, Springfield police officer, pretzel franchisee, real estate agent.

Criminal Record: Convicted of misdemeanor shoplifting.

Admirers: Artie Ziff, Mr. Burns, Moe, Springfield Isotopes player Flash Baylor.

Political affiliations: Mary Bailey supporter. Twice voted for Jimmy Carter.

Hair Dye: Blue #56

Favourite singer: Tom Jones

Turn Ons: Having her elbow nibbled, Homer’s “Mr. Plow” jacket.

Quirks: Cooks with less than eight spices. Believes potatoes are neat. Denied having two of Milhouse’s teeth despite the fact that they were actually in her possession. Often sleeps naked. Has webbed feet.

Extracurricular: Lead role in community musical production of “Oh! Streetcar”. Considered an affair with bowling teacher, Jacques. Came up with the idea for Springfield to host a film festival. Organized a town-wide boycott of “Itchy and Scratchy” to eliminate cartoon violence on TV. Developed gambling addiction. Briefly stopped loved son Bart after he shoplifted. Went on lam with criminal neighbour, Ruth Powers. Enjoyed pampering herself after a nervous breakdown at Rancho Relaxo. Conquered a fear of flying after making peace with the fact that her father was a flight attendant. Commissioned by Mr. Burns to paint his portrait. Once encouraged Lisa to smile despite the fact that she was depressed.

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